She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Found your dick twin last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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