Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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