So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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