Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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