Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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