Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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