So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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