you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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