i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
