You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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