what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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