Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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