i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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