Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
