Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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