I think I just saw someone hide a body.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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