If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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