How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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