Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I pour the whiskey from now on
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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