he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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