SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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