Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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