have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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