Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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