If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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