try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.