Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.