Its about making memories worth repressing
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I fill condoms, not promises.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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