just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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