Jerry, you need to find god
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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