me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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