if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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