If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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