What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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