Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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