Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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