yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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