Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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