I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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