i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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