well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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