What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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