Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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