operation harelip BJ is a go
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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