Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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