Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We left an ass print on the piano.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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