Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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