batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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