But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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