I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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