There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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