we're blogging at a bar
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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