I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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