Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
