glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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