nut hugger
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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