Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
